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USERNAME: librarian Angela Library of Ruina TEXT • AUDIO • VIDEO • ACTION • OVERFLOW

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( ...the smoke war...

fucking ayin-- )

Five and seven.

( you have too many coworkers girl )

[icanfixer]

Oho, doubling up now?! Thou'rt eager to learn, I see!

[ let her get a sip of tea. okay. ]

First is Ser Meursault, who is a man of few words most of the time but can truly "go off" as I have heard it said in such a concise way, it would make one beg for the blade! He specializes in hand to hand combat, and is very, very tall; he does not mind much in my climbing efforts, and we pair well as a team between the two of us. He throws very well.

Ser Meursault also has a keen sense of taste! He was our best chef, though he does not tolerate shape vegetables for they do not cook evenly. He was once part of N Corp, but has since moved on from it. I find him comfortable to be around, despite his seemingly unfriendly disposition, for he is a loyal friend and ally indeed.

Seventh is Ser Heathcliff, who has a short tempered despite his height! He is a sweet man though, even if it is hard for him to show it, and often worries over others in a rather rough way. I would consider him honest but awkward, topping even our own Sinclair in such a category! He has, or perhaps has? A young lady by the name of Cathy awaiting him where he hails from, and prefers to wield a crude bat.

He and Ishmael are often paired together, and while they work... well together, in battle, they often clash when speaking. They seem rather close to me, however, so I think there is nothing to worry about. He indulges my Fixer lectures from time to time, and is not against cosplaying with me.

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( ...

wait, she has a question. )

What's cosplaying?

[icanfixer]

[ !!!!!!! ]

It is an act born out of pure love and passion for the subject one draws from, dressing up in a fashion alike to thine idols! He and I were to dress as "Fixers del Atardecer Ardiente” one day. I should like to find another with whom I can enjoy it with here.

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( hmm. )

So you just dress up as someone or something you admire, and that's fun?

[icanfixer]

Yes! Wouldst thee like to try? Thou would make a most fitting Lady of the Great Lake, I should think!

[worldexecute]

( lady of the great lake....... )

As long as I don't need to strip or get in the water, fine.



( angela? )

[icanfixer]

[ miss? ]

For what reason did thee bare thyself?

[worldexecute]

Who said I did?

( smooth. )

[icanfixer]

Allow me to rephrase. For what reason would one bare themselves?

[ better maam? ]

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( better. )

You wouldn't want to get your clothes wet when you go into the pool, would you?

[icanfixer]

Nay, but one can use a bathing suit in that case.

[ ... ]

Would thee like to find one?

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I hadn't planned on getting in-- ( ahem. ) And I still don't, as my swimming skills are abysmal even with instruction.

( she just needs more practice. )

[icanfixer]

Oh, mine are as well! That is why I and my ass swim together.






[ naturally ]

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Your ass.

[icanfixer]

Yes, mine ass. Would thee like to see a picture?

[ hold on she's getting her phone out anyway what choice do you have ]

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( girl she doesnt want to see your ass you arent that close y



she has no choice. fine. )

Tell me about ten after.

[icanfixer]

[ here he is ]

Is he not darling?!

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He's a horse.

[icanfixer]

Nay, he is an ass.

[ ... ]

A donkey. Horses are far more magnificent, as I have said.

[worldexecute]

No, he has the same face as the creatures on the carousel.

( THIS IS A HORSE. )

[icanfixer]

[ ...... ]

Nay, thou'rt incorrect, but I shall forgive thee for thou hath never seen either in person. Donkeys and horses are similar in the face, verily so, but there are key differences! For one, a horse is a noble beast who's only burden to bear is the valiant rider upon his back! For an ass, however, they must trudge along with luggage and other such sorts of things. One would rather be called long-faced than an ass as well, no? But there are positives to each that mark them differently as well! Horses are known for their shy temperament and fragile health, while if thou'rt strong as an ass then thou hath been called stalwart and unflappable! I do hope thee understand now.

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( holy shit. )

Don Quixote. Do you, in some fashion, ride this thing in the water to keep yourself afloat, or do you rest something on it to help keep yourself from sinking?

[icanfixer]

...

[ hold on she's thinking if the logistics. ]

Would thee call positioning myself in the hole riding, or resting upon it?

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( hmmm. )

If it didn't have a hole, your ass would be square on its back. So riding.